Is Donny Marshall the future Voice of the Boston Celtics? Will Tommy Heinsohn's Celtics TV commentator seat be succeeded by former UConn Basketball Star Donny Marshall?
"Penalize NBA referees for their poor calls!"
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With millions of dollars in sports betting at stake in the 2011 NBA playoffs, poor officiating can be a life or death decision for guys like me. For shit's sake, refs, get it together! I gots strippers and weed money at stake here!
When you parlay the under with the Celts to beat the spread, bullshit fouls ruin your night. I'm already behind on rent, i don't need this!
It's bad enough we have to listen to Marv Albert verbally fellate Lebron James with each basket.
Watch out Miami Heat, Marv's been known to get a little bitey.
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Donny Marshall buys a new Golf Club
Not content with just upgrading a new driver or wedge like most golfers, in 2009 Donny Marshall and several associates purchased the Willimantic Country Club in North Windham, CT.
Renamed "The University Club", Donny's semi-private golf course is marketing gold. The UConn golf team plays home matches here, and the promise of seeing Ray Allen or Coach Calhoun teeing off will keep UConn alumni investing in Donny's future for a long time to come. Way to go Donny!"
Donny Marshall Golf Course Real Estate Scandal?
Donny Marshall and associates pay only $15,000 for land assessed at $1.4 million.
Source: Mansfield Today:
"According to records in the town clerk’s office, the purchase price for 184 and 185 Club Road was $15,000. … It is unclear why the purchase price is so low. … According to the assessor’s office, the net assessment on the 184 Club Road is $1,101,310, the net assessment for the 185 Club Road parcel is $313,830"
Donny Marshall seeks to become a Professional Golfer. Leaving broadcasting? Way to go Donny!
As reported on The HuskeyBlog.com, originally appeared in The Day August 28, 2007
Celtics Broadcaster Donny Marshall intends to become a professional golfer when his days stumbling through Celtics color-commentary finally fizzle to an end.
Donny Marshall won his second Ahmad Rashad Celebrity Golf Classic in 2007 while partnered with fellow UConn alum and current Boston Celtic/Close Friend/Hairstyle Consultant Ray Allen.
When asked in jest about his chances of becoming a member of the PGA tour, Donny responded, "I'm going to wait until I'm 50 and then I'm really going to make a run for it."
"Sort of like with your broadcasting skills?" Ray Allen responded, chuckling.
“Actually, jokes aside, I really am going to make a run for it," Donny indicated. "...It will be fun.
In an effort to encourage Donny Marshall's career in Professional Golf, we ask our readers to kindly donate their best golfing tips to Donny EVERY TIME you see him in person. Remember, every little tip counts. Yours might be the one that finally pushes him away from the broadcast booth and into a final round PGA Championship run. Way To Go Donny!
Donny Marshall calls game 7 of the 2009 Boston Celtics / Chicago Bulls playoff game a lock - at halftime.
And the Celtics go on to lose.
I honestly never expected there could possibly be a moment in this lifetime that I would wish Tim Fucking McCarver was available to fly in and broadcast Celtics games. Donny Marshall, please forever put away the crystal ball (or crystal meth) that inspired this brilliant prediction to declare Celtics victory at halftime. WHAT THE FUCK? The 2009 Celtics-Bulls playoff matchup was great precisely because it was so closely contested. Why would you try and jinx us by saying the Celtics were going to win at halftime? Please, Donny, leave the predictions to professional bullshitters like John Edwards and Glen Beck.